As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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