Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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