I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Farmville is her only friend.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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