I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
This is the high leading the old right now
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
