my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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