You're completely useless in the revolution.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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