haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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