Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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