is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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