So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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