i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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