FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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