And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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