we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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