Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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