Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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