so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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