I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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