ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
there is puke in my bra ... again
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