Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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