That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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