Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it because I queefed?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
