Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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