nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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