allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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