I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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