I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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