god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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