She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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