she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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