If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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