i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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