Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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