Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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