maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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