If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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