Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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