i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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