That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
