I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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