return my video game
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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