You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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