I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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