you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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