But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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