I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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