how do flat chested girls get laid?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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