I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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