My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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