Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
