Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
