You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Sorry about my life...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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